Thursday, September 23, 2004

WCBE 90.5 FM (NPR): "The Forgotten," "The Blind Swordsman: Zatôichi,” "The Story of the Weeping Camel," "Dirty Shame"

WCBE #184-FINAL
"IT'S MOVIE TIME" with John DeSando & Clay Lowe
Producer: Richelle Antczak
“The Forgotten,” “The Blind Swordsman: Zatôichi,”
“The Story of the Weeping Camel,” “Dirty Shame”
Taped: 4:00 pm, September 22, 2004
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 24, 2004
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org.

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Clay
“The Forgotten” is an action thriller served with a sci-fi twist . . .

John
“The Blind Swordsman: Zatôichi” is a must see . . .

Clay
“The Story of the Weeping Camel” has charmed audiences even in Cleveland . . .

John
"Dirty Shame” is a dirty shame of a film . . .

MUSIC UP AGAIN, THEN UNDER FOR:

Richelle Antczak
It's Movie Time in Mid-Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC UP, THEN UNDER AND SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

DeSando
I'm John DeSando

Clay (“The Forgotten”)
And I'm Clay Lowe.

John, the best thing about “The Forgotten” is the anguished performance of Julianne Moore, who plays a mother who can’t convince anyone, including her husband, that she once had a son. Soothed by the family psychiatrist (Gary Sinse), who threatens to commit her; and patronized by her husband (Anthony Edwards), who becomes a foil for her anger; she desperately searches for someone, anyone, who will believe in her story.

Because “The Forgotten” is so well crafted and so well-acted the movie’s secret premise is able to remain quite concealed, until somewhere in the middle of the film, when suddenly all hell breaks loose and we learn, once again, that nothing is ever the same as it seems.

Every bit as clever as “A.I.” with it’s little boy lost in the need of love, and every bit as paranoiac as “The Invasion of the Body Snatchers,” “The Forgotten” will not challenge hard core sci-fi buffs, but it will provide a pleasant evening of escape for those who need to get out of the house and away from TV.

John ("The Blind Swordsman: Zatôichi")
Clay: The masseuse/samurai known as the blind assassin Zatoichi is played by master writer/director/actor Takeshi Kitano (“Kikujiro”) in “Zatoichi: The Blind Assassin.” He uses his blindness like a sword-fighting Tiresias, an implacable and unbeatable force so smart and swift that the robust young men he fights and kills, including other samurai, are like children by contrast.

In “Assassin” he helps 2 young geishas avenge their parents’ murders while showing any youngster the zen-like control and spirituality of a samurai.

This all may seem pretty heavy and dreary until you give in to its subtle humor. The tap dancing conclusion brings American-musical joie de vivre to lighten the preceding bloody business. The inclusion of all the actors in the chorus is a confirmation that Kitano understands the heroic and comedic elements of the samurai genre. His own acting brings an eccentric, attractive presence, a wise personage with a dry sense of humor and wisdom sneaking out of a wry smile.

Clay ("The Story of the Weeping Camel”)
John, the family in “The Story of the Weeping Camel” are real people in a film about nomads and their vanishing way of life. The film’s directors, set up their cameras on the windswept plains of the Gobi desert and began to record. The family cooked, ate, sang, told stories, and herded their sheep, goats, and camels. So, what kind of film is this?

Well, it’s a charming film that took as its inspiration Robert Flaherty’s “Nanook of the North.” Like Flaherty, the filmmakers staged scenes, and like Flaherty they imposed a storyline, but most of all. like Flaherty, they let the people be themselves.

That one of the mother camels wouldn’t suckle her newborn colt, and that a stringed musician had to be brought in to try and soothe her into submission, is the stuff that filmmaker’s dreams are made of. Audiences love it too.

John (“Dirty Shame”)
Clay: For me, Catholic boy who has spent his life suppressing his sexual curiosity with the early help of the Sisters of St. Joseph, John Waters's (He of Serial Mom, Pink Flamingos, and Hairspray fame) new Film, “Dirty Shame” is a deep -throated disappointment: I had hoped my role as a film critic would allow me to watch in good conscience an abundance of T and A and sex acts to rival yours and my adventure in Amsterdam.

Alas, all I witnessed was a sad satire of sex fanatics likened to religious cultists, with Tracy Ullman the chief recruit after a blow to the head that turned her from a “Neuter” into an activist seeking sex from any man who could get up the courage.

“Stupid” is a word that comes to mind; “Over the Top” works as well.

Still Waters do not run deep with this embarrassment. It’s back to that bar in Amsterdam for us. And maybe a bite of that Space Cake.

Clay

John, enough of your spacey space cake, it’s grading time.

John

Hooray!

HIT DRUMS

Clay
“The Forgotten” gets a “B” because lost little boys need their mamas . . .

John
"The Blind Swordsman" earns an "A" because ANTAGONISTS always underestimate the power of disability . . .

Clay
"The Story of the Weeping Camel” gets a “B” BECAUSE even BIG BAD camel mamas have to sometimes have to give in . . .

John

"Dirty Shame" is an "F" because FLATULENCE had a better chance with Waters than sex. . .

Clay, I just awarded an "F" to an NC-17 film. Do you think the nuns will forgive me now for holding that girl's hand in 6th grade?

Clay
They would have, if you hadn’t been her brother . . .

I’m outta here.

See you at the movies, folks!

HIT MUSIC

Richelle:
The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is produced by Richelle Antczak in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus 106.7 FM in Newark, WYSO, etc.

MUSIC UP AND OUT

Copyright 2004 by John DeSando & Clay Lowe

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Christian Science Monitor: "Classic Guerrilla War Forming In Iraq"

from the September 20, 2004 edition - http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0920/p01s01-woiq.html

CLASSIC GUERRILLA WAR FORMING IN IRAQ
"Recent upsurge in attacks against authorities and US forces has parallels, and differences, with past insurgencies."

By Brad Knickerbocker | Staff writer of The Christian Science Monitor

"War is never by the books. Adversaries learn and adapt. The political climate shifts on both sides. Loyalties and alliances couple and decouple. The civilian populace - caught in the crossfire - often remains passive just to survive.

To many experts, the conflict in Iraq has entered a new phase that resembles a classic guerrilla war with US forces now involved in counterinsurgency. And despite the lack of ideological cohesion among insurgent groups, history suggests that it could take as long as a decade to defeat them.

'Guerrilla warfare is the most underrated and the most successful form of warfare in human history,' says Ivan Eland, a specialist on national security at the Independent Institute in Oakland, Calif. "It is a defensive type of war against a foreign invader. If the guerrillas don't lose, they win. The objective is to wait out your opponent until he goes home.'

From the Filipino insurrection during the Spanish-American War to Vietnam to El Salvador, American troops have had plenty of experience in fighting home-grown enemies that look nothing like a conventional army. As have France in Algeria, Britain in Malaysia and Northern Ireland, Israel in the occupied territories.

Though 'counterinsurgency' calls up memories of Vietnam, there may be as many differences as similarities."

Complete story at: http://www.csmonitor.com/2004/0920/p01s01-woiq.html



Thursday, September 16, 2004

WCBE 90.5 FM (NPR): "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow," "Ghost in the Shell," "Persons of Interest"

WCBE #183-FINAL
“ITS MOVIE TIME” WITH JOHN DESANDO & CLAY LOWE
“Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow,”
“Ghost in Shell,” “Persons of Interest”
Taped: 4:00 pm, September 15, 2004
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 17, 2004
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org.


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Clay
“Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” is a tribute to action movies and old time radio . . .

John
"Ghost in the Shell"  will bring you OUT of your animation SHELL. . .

Clay
“Persons of Interest” are on trial this week-end at the Wexner . . .

MUSIC UP AGAIN, THEN UNDER FOR:

Richelle Antczak:
It's Movie Time in Mid-Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC UP, THEN UNDER AND SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

DeSando
I'm John DeSando

Clay
And I'm Clay Lowe.

John ("Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow")
Clay, Do you wonder where the spirit of “Star Wars,” “Indiana Jones,” and countless cliff-hanging movies and radio serials went?  It’s been waiting to surprise us at the extreme end of summer: It’s  “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.”

In the futuristic 1939, Sky Captain (Jude Law) is asked to help rid the world of an old-fashioned megalomaniac, who has subjected the world to monstrously large robots and bird-like fighter planes that take down New York City in a New York moment.

Helping Captain is the embodiment of snippy ‘30’s reporter and timeless beauty, Polly Perkins (Gwyneth Paltrow), who has a past with the Captain but a present flirtation that is the best of romances—distant, sarcastic, deeply felt, but never an intrusion on the task at hand.

Beyond the perfect pitch of comic book, screwball romance,“Sky Captain” respects our dreams, recreates them gloriously, and slyly reveals that love in the service of mankind will out. See it and love it.

Clay (""Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow"”)
John, "Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" took me back to those wonderful days of yesteryear when Saturday matinees cost a dime, plus two pennies, and a big bag of popcorn would set you back a nickel. It was also a time of unbridled optimism, despite the fact that the armies of Hitler, Mussolini, and Hirohito were savaging Europe and ravaging the south Pacific. Were we fearful? [Were we terror struck?] Well, maybe a little, but our brave president then, told us we had nothing to fear, but fear itself. My, my how the times have changed.

What is refreshing about “Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow” is that it re-ignites our heroic passions. It inspires us to believe that one man, Sky Captain, with a feisty reporter at his side, Polly Perkins, can make a difference. And it also leads us to the conclusion that it’s moral courage, not might, that makes things right.

Keep that in mind, come November.

John ("Ghost in the Shell")
Clay, While the U.S.’s Dream Works studios animate with a reality that counts the hairs on Shrek’s arm, its international operation has director Mamoru Oshii’s “Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence,” with visuals almost abstract, or at least unrealistic, concentrating on the philosophical underpinnings and quotations of thinkers such as Buddha, Descartes, and Milton. In the year 2032, part Cyborg detective Batou searches for the force behind the recent spate of murders by gynoids programmed to be sex dolls but suspiciously evidencing human characteristics, not to be confused with your former lovers.

The yearning of nonhumans to experience human emotion, and concomitantly suffer death, has been an interest of Mary Shelley (”Frankenstein”), Robert Browning (“Calaban”), and Fritz Lang (“Metropolis”) to name only a few of my favorites.

“Ghost” is worth seeing several times, first for its sci fi ambiance and understated doom, subsequently for deconstructing the numerous scholarly references.  It’s sure not “Tom and Jerry.”

Clay (“Persons of Interest”)
John, “Persons of Interest,” is also worth seeing several times, but it is a difficult and troublesome film. For you will sit for well over an hour and see a parade of law-abiding Arabs and Muslims, whose family members, or themselves have been falsely imprisoned, or deported since 9/11. You will also hear Attorney General John Ashcroft proclaim that his critics who say he is weakening our civil liberties, are actually strengthening the cause of the terrorists.

From Dorothea Lange’s photographs of the Japanese interred in California during WWII; to the theatrical film “Bad Day at Black Rock,” which treated the same subject matter; to Michael DiLauro’s “Prisoners” Among Us,” which documents governmental discrimination against Italian-Americans, during World War II; Alison Maclean’s “Persons of Interest,” sadly demonstrates that we’ve yet to learn the lessons of history: to violate of the civil rights of a few, is to violate of the civil rights of us all.

But enough of this pontifical huffing and puffing, because it’s grading time.

John
Hooray!

HIT DRUMS

John
"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" earns an “A” for ACTION AND AMOUR , , ,

Clay
"Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow" gets an “A” because Sky Captain is an ALL AMERICAN boy . . .

John
"Ghost in the Shell” is a "B" for its BRIGHT BUT BURDENSOME  philosophy. . .  .

Clay
“Persons of Interest” gets an “A” because ALL ARABS ARE not terrorists . . .

John
Clay, Are you going to reconsider the kind of women you admire when you see the difference between the lethal sex dolls of "Ghost in the Shell" and the Polly Perkins doll of "Sky Captain"?

Clay
Sorry, John, I gave up on paper dolls a long, long time ago. Make mine flesh and blood, please.

I’m outta here too.

See you at the movies, folks!

HIT MUSIC

Richelle:
The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is produced by Richelle Antczak in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus 106.7 FM in Newark, WYSO, etc.

MUSIC UP AND OUT

Copyright 2004 by John DeSando & Clay Lowe

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

WCBE 90.5 FM (NPR): "Intimate Strangers," "Cellular," "Criminal," "Nine Queens"

WCBE #182-FINAL
"IT'S MOVIE TIME" WITH JOHN DESANDO & CLAY LOWE
“Intimate Strangers,” “Cellular,”
“Criminal,” “Nine Queens,”
Taped: 4:00 pm, September 8, 2004
Aired: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 10, 2004
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org.

HIT NEW THEME MUSIC (CD: “PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN” (CUT 15: “HE’S A PIRATE”), ESTABLISH, THEN UNDER FOR:

Clay
“Intimate Strangers” is a delectable study of passion Francaise . . .

John
"Cellular” is phones for thrills . . .

Clay
“Criminal” is more “cinema dejas vu” . . .

John
“Nine Queens” is a queen of a con . . .

MUSIC UP AGAIN, THEN UNDER FOR:

Richelle Antczak:
It's Movie Time in Mid-Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC UP, THEN UNDER AND SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

DeSando
I'm John DeSando

Clay (“Intimate Strangers”)
And I'm Clay Lowe.

John, billed as a comic thriller (but don’t you believe it), Patrice Leconte’s “Intimate Strangers” is a quietly told tale about concealed passions and deliberate deceptions. It’s also the story of a woman in a troubled marriage who is compulsively drawn to the forbidden. [Shades of Catherine Denueve in Buñuel’s “Belle de Jour.”] “Intimate Strangers” is, additionally, the story of an unsuspecting tax accountant, whom, as you might expect, has compulsions of his own.

Brought together by one of those accidents of circumstance that seem to so delightfully fascinate the French, they first meet one late afternoon when she mistakenly wanders into his office. She thinks he is a psychiatrist with whom she has made an appointment. He thinks she’s come to talk about taxes. And so begins this rather dark and erotic comedy of errors.

John, when it comes to the sensual exploration of the anatomy of two lonely selves, Patrice Leconte, is the cinematic master.

John ("Cellular")
Clay, Cell phones annoy me because now they threaten to capture in OUR health club locker room my sorry backside for the Internet.  The new film Cellular glorifies ALL annoying elements of those little monsters for a worthy cause, saving lovely Kim Basinger and her family from abductors as she contacts on his cell a hapless Chris Evans to engage his help.

This is boilerplate Hollywood with improbable car chases and plot holes big enough to drive that featured $80k Porsche through. But it is fun.

The satirical savaging of the geeky lawyer/owner of that Porsche, who claims the new car can cause the loss of a woman’s crucial piece of under garment in 3 seconds, is satisfying; his trying to redeem that auto from a lady with extreme attitude in the impounding lot is spot on funny frustration.  

It’s not your kind of movie, Dr., as "Phone Booth" wasn't either, but then you’re the only friend I have without a cell, and ironically you’re even funnier than all of them.

Clay ("Criminal”)
John, my comedy’s not divine, but my love of wordplay has always been my devotion. Not surprisingly, then, your talk about cells reminds me of an early radio show that began: “Time and the little grey cells, they always catch the criminal.” After “Cellular,” those “little grey cells” have taken on a whole new meaning.

Unfortunately, however, there’s nothing new about John C. Reilly’s recent film “Criminal,” which turns out to be no more exciting than its title. An English language re-make of “Nine Queens,” this counterfeit copy follows the original plot-line to a “T,” but like Gus Van Sant’s re-make of “Psycho,” the film is equally dull and lifeless.

Who knows why movies go wrong, but like in the world of politics, blame should always be bestowed upon the one who was calling the shots.

John ("Nine Queens")
I have never seen a film as relentlessly uncompromising about the allure, power, and banality of the con game as I have seen in the Argentine `Nine Queens.' From the opening sequence where small-time grifter Juan pulls a $20 switch at a convenience store to the final scam that looks like `House of Cards' and `The Sting' welded onto `Hard Eight,' nothing is as it seems and no one can be trusted.

This is David Mamet territory, where buddies keep one eye on the target and the other on the buddy.

The film's pace is quick, like the hands of 3-card Monte; emotional involvement either on the screen or in the audience is minimal; everyone has a moment of triumph and defeat.

`Nine Queens' won 7 awards from the Argentinean Film Critics Association. I'm betting THAT'S not a con.

Clay
It’s grading time!

John
Hooray!

HIT DRUMS

Clay
“Intimate Strangers” gets an “A” because Partrice LeConte knows all there is to know about love . . .

John
"Cellular” earns a “B” because BASINGER is till a BABE . . . .

Clay
“Cellular” gets a “B” because it gets better when it plays it for laughs . . .

"Criminal” gets a “C” because it’s a counterfeit copy . . .

John
(Phone ringing) “Yes, Dear, that is our locker room on your cell screen. Yes, that is CLAY. Dear . . . Dear!!!! Oh, My Russian interpreter’s fainted. I’m outta here!

I'm outta here.

Clay
I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

See you at the movies, folks!

HIT MUSIC “AIN’T WE GOT FUN”

Richelle:
The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is produced by Richelle Antczak in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus 106.7 FM in Newark, WYSO, etc.

MUSIC UP AND OUT

Copyright 2004 by John DeSando & Clay Lowe

Saturday, September 04, 2004

WCBE 90.5 FM (NPR): "Another Year at the Movies: The Culture Wars of 2004

“Another Year At The Movies: The Culture Wars of 2004”
Air Date: New Year’s Day, January 1, 2005

SEGMENT ONE (20:00):

HIT CD: (“YOU’RE A GRAND OLD FLAG” - GEORGE M. COHAN - FROM WWW.SCOUTSONGS.COM),THEN UNDER FOR

Clay
It was show time in America last year, from Hollywood to Baghdad to Washington the culture wars were quite the rage . . .

John
Anti-war protesters stood in line to see Robert MacNamara confess his sins in “The Fog of War” . . .

Clay
Super Bowl fans were shocked during half-time when Janet Jackson showed more than her dimples . . .

John
Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill 2” was a brilliant exposure of the ugliness of revenge . . .

Clay
And busloads of movie goers learned from Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of the Christ” that the misuse of power was nothing new under the sun . . .

MUSIC UP, THEN TAKE UNDER FOR

Richelle:
WCBE presents “Another Year at the Movies: The Culture Wars of 2004” with your hosts John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC DOWN AND UNDER JOHN AND CLAY’S OPEN

John
I’m John DeSando.

Clay
And I’m Clay Lowe.

MUSIC UP, HOLD, THEN CROSS FADE TO CD: "THE FOG OF WAR" (CUT 1), ESTABLISH, THEN TAKE UNDER FOR JOHN AND CLAY’S REVIEWS OF “FOG”

Clay (Continues)
John, the cultural warriors battled it out for the soul of America last year. To the Republicans, America was witnessing the dawning of a new age. To the Democrats, America was witnessing the end of the American dream. And to the independents, America was dazed and confused and caught in-between.

MUSIC UP, THEN BACK UNDER

John
Liberal vs. conservative, freedom freaks vs. control freaks, the bipolar ideologies were as apparent on screen as off whether in Troy or Baghdad.

Clay
And nowhere did they become more apparent than in Earl Morris’s Oscar winning “The Fog of War” . . .

MUSIC UP, BRIEFLY, THEN UNDER FOR

DeSando ("The Fog of War")
Clay, the liberal Earl Morris brought us "Fog of War," maybe the best documentary to fuse a controversial historical figure (McNamara) with his grandest moment (the Vietnam War). "Grand" is ironic because 58,000 dead soldiers cannot be grand, and McNamara's ambivalence about the event and his responsibility give the film an authenticity and humanity that last year was shared only with "Capturing the Friedmans."

MUSIC UP BRIEFLY, THEN UNDER AGAIN

John (Continues)
That he allowed the US to go deeper into the war than he personally believed it should is a possible inference from his carefully crafted dialogue about his responsibility. Although McNamara wanted to seem liberal in his veiled opposition to escalation, he could be the progenitor of Donald Rumsfeld and his take-no-prisoner conservatism.

Applications to human nature and current events abound. The cool necessary to operate under murderous circumstances is reflected in this wonk's slick hair, rimless glasses, and self-serving dialogue. The parallel to the war in Iraq is painful. He warns in his first "lesson" we must learn from our mistakes. If Vietnam was a grand mistake, why are we forgetting it again? Could the liberals themselves have turned conservative?

MUSIC UP BRIEFLY, THEN UNDER AGAIN

Clay ("The Fog of War")
Good questions, John, and these were the questions the filmmaker raised when he accepted his Oscar last year:

"Forty years ago," Morris said, "this country went down a rabbit hole in Vietnam and millions died. I fear we're going down a rabbit hole once again -- "

MUSIC UP BRIEFLY, THEN UNDER

Clay (Continues)
In "The Fog of War" we see the former Secretary of Defense, Robert McNamara, admit he'd been wrong about Viet Nam. Just as back in 1975 we saw his successor, Clark Clifford make the same admission in Peter Davis's "Hearts and Minds": "I couldn't have been more wrong," Clifford said . . .

MUSIC UP, THEN SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

Clay (Continues)
Who knows, John, maybe someday one of our grandchildren will make a movie about Donald Rumsfeld.

HIT CD: "THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST" (CUT: 4 “PETER DENIES JESUS- JOHN DABNEY), THEN UNDER FOR

Clay ("The Passion of the Christ")
But John, the Romans got it all wrong, too. In Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ," their brutal flogging and crucifixion of Jesus simply radicalized multiple generations of Christians.

MUSIC UP, HOLD, THEN UNDER AGAIN FOR JOHN

John ("The Passion of the Christ")
If you push a Biblically conservative Agenda, then meanness and violence overshadow the humanism of the Sermon on the Mount.

I came into "The Passion of the Christ" an agnostic; I left a true believer in the power of marketing.

This much-heralded Mel Gibson version of Christ's suffering is a testimony to the fact that the meek won't inherit the earth. Be flamboyant about your film's controversies; watch the silver coins come in from the evangelical fervor over the film's realism.

Did I say "realism"? Not the right noun. How about "cartoon"? The torture of Christ is so unrelenting it becomes laughable. The Roman soldiers are so over-the-top brutal they are caricatures of all torturers ever filmed.

What's good about the film? The inspiration from Caravaggio's paintings (His "Taking of Christ" is one example) gives the film a darkly elegiac visual tone. Also, the relationship between Mother Mary and Christ has possibilities. But Gibson doesn't expand this possibility because of his obsession with the purgative province of violence. The selection of conservative conflict over liberal love mirrors the global choices of 2004.

I do hope there is a heaven, so I finally can ask to see a life of Christ
worthy of its subject.

MUSIC UP BRIEFLY, THEN UNDER

Clay (“The Passion of the Christ”)
John, I hope there's a heaven too because I'd worry about you in hell. But yes, Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" goes way overboard in its depiction of seemingly unmotivated violence that the Romans and the Jewish religious establishment inflicted on Jesus of Nazareth.

From Cecil B. DeMille's "King of Kings" to George Steven's "The Greatest Story Ever Told" to Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" it seems that Jesus Christ has always been one of Hollywood's favorite Superstars.

Driven by the stoicism of Jesus in the face of unexplained hatred and
violence, the rest of the cast are reduced to card board figures you expect to see on stage in a typical Biblical tableaux with a deep voiced narrator and majestic music telling you how you are supposed to act and feel about the events that are unfolding before your eyes.

Bad guys, one good guy, the weak-kneed disciples, and the passively
suffering women who love him standing helplessly by.

It would have taken a miracle to save him, but that miracle was denied.

MUSIC UP, THEN CROSS FADE TO CD: "MIRACLE" (CUT 5: “DON’T FEAR THE REAPER” - BLUE OYSTER CULT), ESTABLISH THEN UNDER FOR

Clay ("Miracle")
John, a miracle is what we had when Hollywood took us back into the midst of the Cold War to celebrate our off-the-battlefield victory over the Russians in the 1980 Winter Olympics.

MUSIC UP, THEN UNDER AGAIN FOR

John ("Miracle")
"Miracle" is what American filmmakers do best: a rousing true tale of an underdog overcoming insurmountable odds to win the prize. Director Gavin O'Connor's dramatization of the U.S. Olympic team's victory over Russia's juggernaut champions is even more exuberant than “Seabiscuit” because the team represented the renewal of American spirit for times gloomy in the recounting.

MUSIC UP BRIEFLY, THEN BACK UNDER

John (Continues)
"Miracle" is about veteran hockey coach Herb Brooks (Kurt Russell), a remarkable man whose vision was that only the most grueling practice will prepare them for the best team in the world. Americans prevailed in a victory the director makes immediate and visceral with Steadicam, close up, and swelling music. The spirit, while exalting the human joy of competition, is still decidedly conservative. Victory at almost all costs, USA uber alles.

Darrell Royal, commenting on football coaches, gives an insight into Herb Brooks' success: "A head coach is guided by this main objective: dig, claw, wheedle, coax that fanatical effort out of players."

MUSIC UP BRIEFLY, THEN BACK UNDER

Clay ("Miracle")
"Seabiscuit,” DeSando? How about "Hoosiers" on ice? Change the names and the scripts are the same.

Two unsung coaches. Two unsteady young teams destined to go up against two seemingly invincible rivals. Real-life hockey coach Herb Brooks and real-life basketball coach Norman Dale were Hollywood-made-to-order. Infused with the respective personas of the doggedly-determined Kurt Russell and the ever-lovin' charms of Gene Hackman, there was nothing in heaven nor hell that could have prevented these two films from becoming two big box-office bonanzas.

John Wayne may have done it better back in the forties when he played the drill Sergeant in "The Sands of Iwo Jima" but, hey, folks, he was getting his guys ready to fight the Big War.

MUSIC UP, THEN CROSS FADE TO CD: "TOUCHING THE VOID" (WWW.MATRIXMEDIA.TV.FRAMES_JS.HTML>.VOID.HTM), THEN UNDER FOR

Clay (Continues)
The coaches in "Miracle" and "Hoosiers" were getting their boys ready to play their Big Game, but the two mountain climbers in "Touching the Void" were playing, win or lose, for the game of their lives . . .

John ("Touching the Void")
"Touching the Void" is what successful docudrama should be: thoroughly accurate and terrifyingly dramatic, a conservative emphasis on personal competition but a painful liberal love of another human.

In 1985 two adventurers, Joe Simpson and Simon Yates, successfully ascended Siula Grande in the Peruvian Andes. It was the descent that caused the problems: Yates had to cut the lifeline that sent the wounded Simpson into the void of a crevasse.

The brilliance of the film is to keep suspense although we know the outcome, "Citizen Kane" on a mountain. The cinematography, with swirling vistas both hypnotic and menacing, and the editing, from narrators to actors and back, create movement and danger when the former is almost impossible and the latter a given.

Says Lafcadio Hearn, "You do not laugh when you look at the mountains . . . ." "Touching the Void" is satisfyingly serious stuff, ultimately harrowing because of the intense personal, private pain of the climbers.

MUSIC UP, THEN UNDER AGAIN FOR

Clay ("Touching the Void")
John, that rather arrogant pair of young men in "Touching the Void," threw caution to the winds when they decided to scale the face of the Siula Grande in one long continuous climb.

Armed with a high-tech arsenal of self-contained equipment and gear they did bravely chip, dig, and claw their way to the top of that icy mountain. Their BRAVADO, however, was transformed into horror, when Simpson was injured, fell out of sight, and Yates was forced to cut him loose.

Did the abandoned Simpson think of god at the bottom of that crevasse? No way, he said. All he could think of were the lyrics from Boney M's "Brown Girl in the Ring/Tra la la la la" . . . A just reward for their hubris.

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Clay (Continues)
So there you have it, John, man against himself, man against man, and man against nature. What more could a fun loving movie-goer want?

John ("Spartan")
Maybe "Spartan," the best spy movie ever made by a practicing playwright/director. Director and frequent screen writer David Mamet has crafted a thriller peppered with his stylized, epigrammatic dialogue that takes on the presidency and world corruption.

Mamet lets us see that this plot is much more than a potboiler about lascivious, ruthless president's lost daughter, for it comments on the hidden forces behind the electoral process. I must remind myself to have students write essays about appearance and reality in Mamet's films or about conservative Florida’s ballot of victory in 2000.

Spartan lawgiver Lycurgus once said, "Those who are trained and disciplined in the proper discipline can determine what will best serve the occasion." Mamet best serves this occasion with a superior thriller about a man of discipline serving his country in spite of itself.

Clay ("Spartan")
John, a man of discipline indeed. Kilmer's Special Forces officer plays his part as though he were interviewing for a position at the Abu Gharib prison.

Slamming bodies against walls, breaking arms of those who resist him, threatening to cut out the eye of an uncooperative detainee, and even slapping around a rather fragile old woman. Val Kilmer's character is Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin, and Clint Eastwood all rolled into one. No wonder you love him.

No doubt audiences will be caught up in the movie's fast moving plot, outrageous twists, and deliberate deceptions. But do you really believe they're going to accept the movie's preposterous premise? That a president of the United States is capable of willfully having people killed in order to carry out his political purposes?

MUSIC UP AND CROSS FADE TO CD: "THE LADYKILLERS" (CUT 12: “YOU CAN’T HURRY GOD” - DONNIE MCCLURKIN), ESTABLISH, THEN UNDER FOR

John ("The Ladykillers")
The Coens seem to have no political purpose in their new movie, "Ladykillers." The goons who dig themselves into a hole are a gang that can't shoot straight headed by Tom Hanks as shady Dr.Dorr.

The crooks are digging a tunnel from a Southern mansion to the money stored by a floating casino. It's Professor Dorr's job to con the elderly owner of the mansion, black Baptist Marva Munson (Irma P. Hall), into allowing him and his band of "Renaissance musicians" to practice in her cellar. She and her matronly friends partially fulfill Shakespeare's hope that "these ladies' courtesy might well have made our sport a comedy."

The Bible-belt gospel music is lively and Coen memorable.

The satire of intellectuals, opportunists, slothful sheriffs, and crazed congregations has a bit of wit, as if the Coens decided to bring back Amos 'n Andy without updating and didn't care what we thought about it anyway, perhaps the only politically conservative attitude of the film.

Clay ("The Ladykillers")
John, the Coen brothers did slip in a couple of political bites you’ve missed out on. Black Southern Baptist Marva probably wouldn’t have been making donations to right wing Bob Jones University while at the same time having a trunk full of left-wing “Mother Jones” magazines in her basement.

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Clay ("50 First Dates"/"Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind")
The good news last year was that two popular adolescent male heroes (Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler) did come up with two movies that were worthy of their considerable, oft wasted talents. Taking on the rather conservative theme of memory loss and the liberal obsession with romantic anguish, both of their movies forced them to court, rather than exploit their respective lovers.

In the light-weight "50 First Dates," Lucy Whitmore (Drew Barrymore) and Henry Roth (Adam Sandler) fall in love, but because Barrymore's character suffers from short term memory loss, Sandler's "Henry" has to begin each day trying to get her to fall in love with him all over again.

In the more emotionally and intellectually demanding "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," Kate Winslet plays "Clementine," a feisty young lady who has had so many bad moments with her lover (as played by a rather morose Jim Carrey), that she goes to a brain doctor who erases him from her mind.

Watching Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey mature as more fully developed on-screen human beings numbers high on my list of movie going pleasures this past year. Add to these pleasures the enjoyment of "Eternal Sunshine's" intricately woven script as penned by Charles Kaufman and you have yourself a surefire contender for an Oscar in 2004.

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John ("Elephant")
Well, Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant” is Oscar worthy but probably won’t be an Oscar contender.

So Clay, what's in the name of a place? Tombstone, Columbine? The former conjures up thoughts of heroic justice, the latter mass murder. Understanding the motives of Wyatt Earp or Dillon Klebold is not as easy as the place names; interpreting a film about either event as anti violence is not easy either.

So director Van Sant ("My Private Idaho," "Good Will Hunting," "Gerry") fictionalizes an average high school at which a Columbine-like massacre takes place. Interestingly, he makes no attempt to relay the underlying causes for the young men's decision to slaughter; in fact, he seems to try hard not to supply any reasons except for a brief segment with a boy watching a show on Nazis and a faceless mother serving pancakes. Even the lad whose father is an alcoholic is not one of the murderers.

It's just that the viewer must give in to the director's vision of teenage life as essentially devoid of humor, excitement, and rationale. For us Western rational types, this mirthless world may serve as a possible cause for the slaughter. As one of the murderers tells the other at the beginning of the rampage, "Have fun."

As Joseph Conrad said about the violation of the jungle, "It was reckless without hardihood, greedy without audacity, and cruel without courage; there was not an atom of foresight or of serious intention in the whole bunch of them." Similar to the current debate about foresight and intention in the Iraq war, the neocons barely explain their wars, and the liberals deplore without alternatives. In other words, crime and its criminals are inscrutable.

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HIT CD: "KILL BILL 2" (CUT 14: “MALEGUENA SALEROSA” -CHINGON) THEN UNDER FOR

Clay ("Kill Bill 2")
Well, John, "Kill Bill: 2" takes as its setting the inscrutable plains and desolate barrens of Mexico.

Much slower moving than Vol. 1, "Kill Bill 2" has a pressure cooker beginning, that commences when Bill (David Carradine) makes a surprise entrance and goes face to face with the Bride (Uma) just before her wedding.

No flashy yellow jumpsuit for Uma in "Kill Bill 2," but lots of screen time for her to talk out HER feelings and her determination to revenge the death of her unborn baby.

You'll see her hunting down Bill, you'll witness the bloody battle between her and Elle (as played Daryl Hannah), and be breathless with disbelief when you see the Bride being buried alive.

There are even more surprises in store in the brilliant climax of this two-part movie that will bring to mind the close of Oscar Wilde's "The
Ballad of Reading Goal": ". . . all men kill the thing they love . . . The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!"

Hardly a man of peace, Tarantino’s “Kill Bill,” should take home some of the OTHER Oscar’s gold this year.

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John ("My Architect: A Son's Journey")
Clay, the man of peace in my life was my dad. I remember him through the countless hours I spent quietly riding with him as he made his house calls. He was a traveling buddy, not a physician. To this day I think of him when I travel and, coincidentally, when I'm sarcastic with you because that's also how he showed he cared.

Nathaniel Kahn's documentary about this father, Louis Kahn, called " My Architect: A Son’s Journey," stands in line this year with fiction films like "Big Fish" and "Barbarian Invasions" as sons search for their fathers, always finding them and themselves at the same time. In "Architect," however, son Nathaniel is different because he loves his roguish father from the start. Like me, he never doubted he loved his dad; he just needed to discover him wholly.

The film is Hollywood liberalism that exalts the humanistic search for self through parents and allows art to surpass the confines of ordinary existence.

As always, Shakespeare catches the scion longing:

My father is gone wild into his grave,
For in his tomb lie my affections;
And with his spirit sadly I survive . . . ."

This is the best documentary so far this Oscar year and an
unforgettable journey.

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Clay (Lead into Break One)
Coming up next: "Dogville," "The Village," and "Harry Potter" . . .

MUSIC UP THEN SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

Break One

Friday, September 03, 2004

WCBE 90.5 FM (NPR): "Vanity Fair," "Maria Full of Grace"

WCBE #181-FINAL
“Vanity Fair”,”Maria Full of Grace”
Taped: 4:00 pm, September 1, 2004
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 3, 2004
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org.

HIT NEW THEME MUSIC (CD: “PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN” (CUT 15: “HE’S A PIRATE”), ESTABLISH, THEN UNDER FOR:

Clay
“Vanity Fair” brings back to the screen the adventurous tales of Becky Sharp . . .

John
"Maria Full of Grace” is full of acting and little praying . . .

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Richelle Antczak:
It's Movie Time in Mid-Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

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DeSando
I'm John DeSando

Clay
And I'm Clay Lowe.

John ("Vanity Fair")
Clay, In Thackery’s “Vanity Fair,” Becky Sharp makes not a thoroughly successful social climbing journey. Director Mira Nair has a sumptuous adaptation of the novel helped or hurt by Reese Witherspoon as Becky, depending on your perception of the actress and the role she plays.

Witherspoon, who played white trash rising in “Sweet Home Alabama, “ is just right when she plays a working class daughter climbing (described in the film as more a “mountaineer”) because of Becky's facility for language, her charm, and her beauty. After that, Witherspoon is flat for me, but not her anatomy.

As might be expected from Nair, the sets and costumes are glamorous or gray, depending on the class. Her eye for period detail is so good that when the wealthy upper class is not as rich as they seem, the paint on the mansion is flaking and the clothing frayed.

Now let’s find a worthy actress to play Becky, but not Meg Ryan, please. She’s too old and does a passing Reese Witherspoon imitation already.

Clay ("Vanity Fair”)
John, in “Vanity Fair” Mira Nair has given us a lushly drawn portrait of what life was like in the drawing rooms of Regency England. The social intrigues, [the boorish behavior,] the snobbery, the host of duplicitous romances, have all been exquisitely captured [by this director] on film.

The casting of Reese Witherspoon to play Becky Sharp, must also have seemed, on the surface, to have been a thoughtful decision. She’s attractive, full of energy, and has proven in several films, as well as in this one, that she can be [strong and] determinedly defiant. So why, does she never seem quite right for the part? Because we never see in her eyes the depths of the despair that drives her.

You can see it in the eyes of Samantha Morton in Jim Sheridan’s “In America,” and you can see it in the eyes of the actress, who plays Becky Sharp as a young girl in this very same picture. Keep your eye on her eyes when they take away her father’s favorite painting. You ‘ll not see a look of such pain for the rest of the movie.

Is it the casting? The directing? The acting? If anyone knew they could make a million.

John ("Maria Full of Grace")

It's all three!

But Clay, In Catholic school we prayed the “Hail Mary, Full of Grace,” ending with “Pray for us sinners, now and forever. Amen.” In “Maria Full of Grace” for those young women “Hail Mary” seems not enough to help.

In one of the only Catholic iconographic moments, Maria ingests small bags of cocaine as if they were communion. Director Marston’s detailed eye is not so much interested in religious motifs as he is in fully detailing the characters’ lives in impoverished Colombia, the claustrophobic flight with other mules, and Maria’s gymnastics in the rest room. The scene in New York with wary customs agents is a classic of terror and cool, played with superlative understatement by Moreno.

“Midnight Express” might scare the bejesus out of you, but “Maria Full of Grace” will cure you of any desire to forget your night prayers in favor of interstate commerce.

Clay (”Maria Full of Grace")
John, “Maria Full of Grace” is one of those films that has made it to the screen despite the demands of interstate commerce. [That it has also won top awards at The Berlin and Sundance Film Festivals is further testimony that it has been blessed by god, or the devil, or both.]

Having more in common with the movie “Vanity Fair,” than you’d think is readily apparent, the plight of the impoverished Maria is not dissimilar to that of “Vanity Fair’s” Becky Sharp.

Surrounded by people leading lives of quiet despair, Maria dumps her boyfriend; faces off with her employer, and walks out her family who has treated her unfairly. Determined to escape her life of dependency, she turns to high risk crime which she hopes will enable her to flee to the U.S. where she hopes she can eventually discover a better way of living

An intensely powerful film, brilliantly acted, and sensitively directed, “Maria Full of Grace” will most certainly touch deeply those who go to the movies to find more than escape.

But, enough of these homiletic pronouncements, it’s grading time.

John
Hooray!

HIT DRUMS

John
"Vanity Fair" earns a "B" BECAUSE I YEARN for a BETTER BECKY . . . .

Clay
"Vanity Fair” gets a “B” because Scarlett O’Hara owes her persona to Becky Sharp . . .

John
"Maria Full of Grace" earns an "A" for an ACTRESS truly climbing . .

Clay
"Maria Full of Grace” gets an “A” because this has been a great year for ALTERNATIVE filmmakers . . .

John
Clay, Do you think my Russian interpreter is social climbing by hanging out with me or should she take up smuggling?

Clay

John, that depends on how much she’s willing to swallow.

I'm outta here too.

See you at the movies, folks.

HIT MUSIC

Richelle:

The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is produced by Richelle Antczak in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus 106.7 FM in Newark, WYSO, etc.

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