Thursday, September 29, 2005

WCBE 90.5 FM: "The History of Violence," "The Greatest Game Ever Played," Roman Polanski's "Oliver Twist"

WCBE#237-FINAL
It's Movie Time
Co-hosts, writers & producers: John DeSando & Clay Lowe For WCBE 90.5 FM

Reviews: "The History of Violence," "The Greatest Game Ever Played," "Oliver Twist"
Taped: 1:30 pm, September 28, 2005
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 30, 2005
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org .

The Script:

Clay
"The History of Violence" is the story of a prodigal killer come home . . .

John
"The Greatest Game Ever Played" is Seabiscuit to a Tee . . .

Clay
Roman Polanski gives "Oliver" a hardy twist . . .

MUSIC UP THEN UNDER FOR:

Richelle Antczak
"It's Movie Time" in Central-Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC BRIEFLY UP THEN SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

John
I'm John DeSando

Clay
And I'm Clay Lowe

Jon ("The History of Violence")
Clay: In director David Cronenberg’s History of Violence, Tom Stall, played with hunky toughness by Viggo Mortensen, owns a small town Indiana café. As if out of a Flannery O’Connor short story or the expressionistic Dogville, strangers come to town and change everything. Though Ed Harris as gangster Fogarty is not half as pretty as the Nicole Kidman moll in Dogville, the two represent the forces of evil that arrive at will and must be confronted.

This is the director whose Crash (1996) set the standard for auto accident eroticism. In History of Violence his glee in the gorier aspects of violence is apparent in the graphic depiction of each murder. But more astounding is the oral sex sequence, just a hair shy of pornographic, and the final after-violence sex act, in which Cronenberg firmly marries violence to sex.

Clay ("The History of Violence")
John, in Cronenberg’s History of Violence a small bucolic town does seem to lose its innocence when out-of-town strangers prompt a Mr. Nice Guy to cut loose his killer instincts. But, folks, don’t jump to conclusions, Cronenberg’s exploration about the nature of our basic instincts raises more questions than answers. Sex, violence, good, evil. Oh what a web of issues he raises.

Mortensen is just as believable as a shy and boyish husband, as he is as his wife’s sometimes brutal lover. Maria Bello is as convincing as an everyday mom, as she is when she plays out the roles of temptress and a passive victim. Ed Harris is superb playing a mean and nasty villain, and William Hurt takes great delight in the part of the movies wounded, jilted lover.

What Cronenberg’s The History of Violence reveals is what Shakespeare already discovered:

“All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts”

John ("The Greatest Game Ever Played ")
If not the greatest game ever played, certainly the 1913 US Open, where 20-year-old amateur Francis Ouimet defeated reigning champion Harry Vardon, would have to rank in the top five. Rare it is for any amateur to win a professional tournament; for an American to take it from the defending Brit champion and another top Brit was unthinkable at the turn of the last century.

Director Bill Paxton in The Greatest Game Ever Played has learned a thing or two from sentimentalist Gary Ross, whose Seabiscuit (2003) is for me the most recent touchstone for all underdog, American-overcoming-odds films.

Nor does Paxton slack oh the special effects

Often we follow the ball as if we were riding it, careering behind it, or seeing its point of view. Sometimes a graceful swing sends the ball into the audience (Is Paxton thinking 3-D?).

Wimbledon (2004) used similar effects plus voice-over of the athlete’s thoughts, but that was a far less effective film.

Clay ("Oliver Twist")
Folks, there are no obvious special effects in Roman Polanski’s new version of “Oliver Twist,” just an old-fashioned reliance on brilliant cinematography and sound visual design. The movie’s opening scenes of the English countryside are worthy of gallery framing and display and perfectly frame Oliver’s flight from country to city in search of a place to hide. Although these images are less suggestive of Dickens and more so of Thomas Hardy.

Unfortunately, the movie’s cast of actors do not live up to the settings they’ve been given to perform in. Young Oliver is a bit bland; the Artful Dodger, a bit too scrub-faced and fresh; the poor and abused Nancy could have been more memorable; and bad guy Bill Sykes facially resembles a kindly brother-in-law more than he does a villain mean and cruel.

Sure Ben Kingsley stands out as Fagan, London’s Prince of Thieves, but he plays him no better, nor worse, than the great actors who played Fagan before him.

John, it sure looks good, but as you well know, good looks are never enough.

But enough of gun blasts, golf balls, and good lookers, John, because it's grading time.

John
Holy Balls of Fire, Hooray!

"The History of Violence" earns an A because the ARTILLERY of ACTION is not just bullets . . .

Clay
"The History of Violence" gets an “A” because the connection between sex and violence is as old as ADAM & Eve and Cain & ABEL . . .

John
"The Greatest Game Ever Played" earns a “B” because BOYS are always capable of BEATING men at great games such as golf . . . and life . . .

Clay
"Oliver Twist" gets a “B” because the visuals are BEAUTIFUL but, with the exception Ben Kingsley, the rest of the cast is rather BORING . . .

John
Clay, I'm off to try the greatest game I've ever played with my Russian interpreter.

"These violent delights" and all that . . .

I'm outta here.

Clay
John, "These violent delights" is a preface to a warning from "Romeo and Juliet," as I recall.

Let me know if you need a wake up call.

I'm outta here. too

See you at the movies, folks.

HIT MUSIC

Richelle:
The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is written and produced by John DeSando and Clay Lowe in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus and 106.7 FM in Newark.

MUSIC UP AND OUT

© 2005 John DeSando and Clay Lowe

Friday, September 23, 2005

WCBE 90.5 FM "Just Like Heaven, "Tim Burton's Corpse Bride" (Guest: Mark Pfeiffer)

WCBE#236-FINAL

It's Movie Time
Co-hosts, writers & producers: John DeSando & Clay Lowe For WCBE 90.5 FM

Substitute for Clay Lowe:

Mark Pfeiffer from Westerville and Otterbein WOCC TV3

Reviews: "Just Like Heaven," "Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride" Taped: 1:30 pm, September 21, 2005
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 23, 2005
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org .

The Script:

HEADLINES:


John

"Just Like Heaven" is /just like/ a romantic comedy . . .

Mark

"Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride" reanimates stop-motion filmmaking.

MUSIC UP THEN UNDER FOR:

Richelle Antczak
"It's Movie Time" in Central Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC BRIEFLY UP THEN SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

John
I'm John DeSando

Mark
And I'm Mark Pfeiffer of Westerville and Otterbein’s WOCC TV3, substituting for vacationing Clay Lowe...

John ("Just Like Heaven")
Mark, just when I thought the western world had forgotten about Plato, along comes a romantic comedy devoted to the purity of love divorced from the physical. Just Like Heaven casts Reese Witherspoon as Elizabeth, a medical doctor put into coma by an accident. But her spirit haunts Mark Ruffalo’s David, who has rented her old San Francisco apartment.

It’s at least as entertaining as 40 Year old Virgin or Must Love Dogs. The scene where David tries exorcists and ghost busters to rid him of his guest is one of the best this year. The appearance of Napoleon Dynamite’s Jon Heder as a stoner spiritual advisor is heady.

Just Like Heaven is light fare for a waning summer. Alexis Carrel describes the unity of the living and the dead as if he were addressing this film: “Happily, society comprises not only the living but the dead, and the great dead still live in our midst. We can contemplate them and listen to them at will.”

Mark ("Just Like Heaven’)
John, Just Like Heaven’s time-tested and timeworn formula may not require much brain exertion, but it provides celestial stars for the thinking man and woman in the forms of Witherspoon and Ruffalo. Witherspoon projects intelligence even when playing the ditziest of characters. Here she’s quite funny coping with the collision of Elizabeth’s professional practicality and utter befuddlement in personal matters.

Seeing her blithe spirit revive the rumpled, brooding David is a primary source of the film’s charms. Ruffalo pulls several laughs reacting to someone no one else can see, particularly when Witherspoon talks him through an emergency surgery.

Witherspoon and Ruffalo underplay the broad comedy and their characters’ attraction, which is why their chemistry ultimately proves to be so satisfying. But John, what else can be said for a film serving a potent reminder that a girlfriend in a coma looks positively ideal compared to a cadaver for a mate?

John ("Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride ")
Although a few of us HAVE married corpse-like spouses (not you, of course), and those unions were doomed to hell from the start, in Corpse Bride, Tim Burton depicts Victor (voice of Johnny Depp), a shy, awkward, introverted pianist, actually marrying a corpse (Helena Bonham Carter), by error. Because this is stop-motion animation, the expressions depict with icy hilarity the pitfalls of arranged marriages and passive attitudes.

If you like your Edgar Allen Poe visual, Bride is for you. The characters from hell, such as Mr. Bonejangles, a maggot as a Peter Lorre knockoff, and a headwaiter with just a head, are Halloween scary and funny while living beings, such as Victor’s social-climbing parents and fiancé Victoria’s poor aristocrat parents, are already in their own pre-grave version of hell.

How Victor inadvertently weds a curvy skeleton and gets dragged to hell is yours to find out. Meanwhile, sit back and enjoy a director whose imagination is scary.

Mark ("Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride ")
John, Corpse Bride’s protagonists are kindred spirits with the sensitive, pale, black-clad heroes who populate Burton’s body of work. Here he’s made the first film perfect for parents who were teenage goths and their angst-ridden children. After all, in Corpse Bride the after life is where color is found. The world of the living is draped in black, white, and the bluish gray of a dead body.

The ghastly elegant visual style and macabre humor are indebted to Edward Gorey’s illustrations. For all its death fixations, Corpse Bride is a film alive with inventiveness and devil-may-care attitude. Certainly it’s darker than the Burton-produced stop-motion classic The Nightmare Before Christmas, enough that it may mortify unsuspecting moms and dads, yet the creepiness should elicit gleeful shudders from children rather than bad dreams.

John, now we know the perils of wedding a lass so thin that her ribcage is literally visible.

But enough of blithe birdcages and somnolent surgeons, John, because it's grading time.

John
Holy Halloween, Hooray!


"Just Like Heaven" earns a “B” because BEING a BORING doctor makes one comatose . . .


Mark
“Just Like Heaven” gets a B for its bright, young stars and their boundless appeal.

John
" Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride" earns an “A” because AMOUR is everywhere, even underneath. . .

Mark
"Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride" gets a B for Burton’s creative brilliance.

John
Mark, if Clay comes back from Canada with a bride, given his age, she’s likely to be a corpse or at least look like one.

Thanks for coming by.

I hope you’ll return soon . . . .

I'm outta here.

HIT MUSIC

Richelle:
The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is written and produced by John DeSando and Clay Lowe in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus and 106.7 FM in Newark.

MUSIC UP AND OUT

© 2005 John DeSando and Clay Lowe

Friday, September 16, 2005

WCBE 90.5 FM "Proof," "Lord of War" (Guest: Lori Pearson)

WCBE#235-Final
It's Movie Time
Co-hosts, writers & producers: John DeSando & Clay Lowe
For WCBE 90.5 FM

Substitute for Clay Lowe:

Lori Pearson of kidsinmind.com and critics.com

Reviews: "Proof," "Lord of War"
Taped: 1:30 pm, September 14, 2005
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 16, 2005
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org .

The Script:

HEADLINES:


John
"Proof" is PROOF that stage dramas can convert successfully to the screen . . .

Lori
"Lord of War" suggests who the real warlords are.

MUSIC UP THEN UNDER FOR:

Richelle Antczak
"It's Movie Time" in Central Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC BRIEFLY UP THEN SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

John
I'm John DeSando

Lori

And I'm Lori Pearson of KidsinMind.com substituting for vacationing Clay Lowe.

Thanks so much for having me on today, John. I'm delighted to be here and to be able to share the kids-in-mind rating for a couple of films opening in the next 2 weeks.

Kids-in-mind ratings are the leading alternative to the standard MPAA ratings of PG-13, R, etc. They provide three numerical ratings, from zero to 10 for Sex, Violence and Profanity, as well as detailed descriptions of a movie's potentially objectionable content and a list of discussion topics. These evaluations have become a useful tool for parents and other concerned viewers who need the information to decide, based on their own culture, values, political perspective, religious affiliation, and so on, whether a movie is OK for them and their children, before buying their tickets.

John ("Proof")
Lori, my evaluation tool for Proof is that it won Tony and Pulitzer awards [so I approached the film version with reverence and skepticism, given the stage production had a single set and the film uses several locations, as films are wont to do .]

I am here to report the play is well-adapted to film, with an Oscar-worthy performance by Gwyneth Paltrow.

The themes of parental influence, truth and doubt, trust, and appearance and reality are nicely woven into a deceptively lean script, where Paltrow muses about her intellectual and emotional inheritance from her math genius dad, whose funeral is imminent.

[At the same time a question of plagiarism bedevils everyone.]

But mostly this is a story of a family and the deep ties between a father and his daughter.

[Her debt to him genetically and academically, is palpable; his influence on her, even in his dementia and finally his death, is always present.


So, Lori, what’s the kidsinmind.com position on Proof ?]

Lori ("Proof’)
As you mentioned John, "Proof" brings up many interesting issues worthy of discussion including the power of parent/child relationships, and the influence parents can have over their children. But also, the fear of mental illness, as depicted here by Gwyneth Paltrow's character, who's being almost crippled by it after she watches her father's condition deteriorate. And, the people around her seem to assume that she has indeed inherited her father's tendency toward mental instability.

As far as specific categories of potential concern, the violence here consists mostly of anger and frustration, exhibited by several of the characters in several scenes. One should also be aware of the death of a parent and its effects on surviving children. In terms of sex, there is one sex scene between a man and a woman involving little nudity. The profanity is moderate.

John ("Lord of War")
No moderation for Nicholas Cage’s Yuri Orlav in Lord of War; he is the embodiment of the situationally ethical arms dealer who justifies his profession with specious arguments

[such as supplying arms to countries for their "defense."]

"I am a necessary evil" is the closest Yuri comes to recognizing his corruption.

[Today many politicians and business people are faced with the same dilemma of wishing an end to the conflict in Iraq but hoping it continues for pragmatic reasons such as profit (as always, Halliburton comes to mind )].

When the closing credits remind us that the US and Russia are among the top arms dealers in the world, the allegorical subtext rises like fat to the surface.

Too late to make it a great action film; too didactic to make it great art. Shaw’s Major Barbara it is not.

"Evil prevails," says Yuri Olav. Hawthorne has the same insight in "Young Goodman Brown": "Evil is the nature of Mankind."


Lori ("Lord of War")
Lord of War too is a serious issue story about illegal weapons trafficking: we see one man acting in a government capacity who seems to rationalize his involvement in gun running by choosing sides. Another man, his competitor, would sell to anyone, with few pangs of conscience.

There's the issue of greed and power: we see one man who could not get enough wealth and uses its power to get whatever he wants. The other man is initially seduced by glitz and glamour but quickly succumbs to self-destructive behavior in an attempt to expunge guilt.

The violence is very intense and realistic, and it includes violent acts being committed on children. There are several sex sequences, most implying sex rather than showing it. And there are many scenes showing excessive drug use and abuse and, the profanity content is high.

But enough of sex, corporate crime, and math-eating parents, John, because it's grading time.

John
Holy Halliburton Hooray!

"Proof" earns a "B" because being BORN to a genius is no guarantee of sanity . . .

Lori
"Proof’s” sex/violence/profanity ratings are 4, 3 and 5

John
"Lord of War" earns a "B" because some BOYS and BUSINESSES just LOVE their guns . . . .

Lori
"Lord of War" garners svp ratings of 6, 8 and 10

John
Lori, thanks for coming by. You are PROOF that there can be LIFE when I’m CLAYLOWELESS.

I hope you’ll return soon . . . .

I'm outta here.

HIT MUSIC

Richelle:
The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is written and produced by John DeSando and Clay Lowe in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus and 106.7 FM in Newark.

MUSIC UP AND OUT

© 2005 John DeSando and Clay Lowe

Friday, September 09, 2005

WCBE 90.5 FM "The Exorcism of Emily Rose," "An Unfinished Life," "The Constant Gardener" (Solo: John DeSando)

WCBE#234-Final (John Solo)
It's Movie Time
Co-hosts, writers & producers: John DeSando & Clay Lowe
For WCBE 90.5 FM

Reviews: "Exorcism," "An Unfinished Life," The Constant Gardener”
Taped: 1:30 pm, September 7, 2005
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 9, 2005
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org .

The Script:

John
"The Exorcism of Emily Rose" is a doubter’s heaven. . .

"An Unfinished Life" is an unimaginative film. . .

“The Constant Gardener” is not Candide . . .

MUSIC UP THEN UNDER FOR:

Richelle Antczak
"It's Movie Time" in Central-Ohio with John DeSando and Clay Lowe . . .

MUSIC BRIEFLY UP THEN SLOWLY DOWN AND OUT

John
I'm John DeSando, and I’m ClayLoweless today because our basso critic is reading and sleeping in Tobermory, Canada, for vacation.

John "Exorcism of Emily Rose" - Continues)
Ideas about heaven, hell, angels and demons were formed for me by the Sisters of St. Joseph, made real by their powerful teaching, and as quickly discounted under the rational tyranny of the Jesuits. So revisiting one of the Catholic Church’s most imaginative challenges, demonic possession and its nemesis, exorcism, is always a disquieting event for me.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose is a treatise on doubt, expounded by Laura Linney as Erin Bruner, an agnostic attorney defending a priest against charges that he neglected the welfare of Rose, who died in his process of exorcism. Lisa’s defense is based on the “possible,” an operative word for those agnostics of us who don’t find evidence of a spiritual realm but hope for an extension of this life into the next.
I can’t remember the last time I was stimulated to reassess my doubts, but I’m doing it now.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose is agnostic heaven for a fallen-away Catholic critic.

John ("An Unfinished Life" - Continues)
Lasse Halstrom’s An Unfinished Life starring Robert Redford is a modern melodramatic oater whose plot once started can navigate on its own.

Redford’s Einer is a crusty old Wyoming cowboy taking care of a much milder buddy, Morgan Freeman’s Mitch, who has been mauled by an ubiquitous brown bear. Arriving in their lives is Jennifer Lopez’s Jean, Einer’s ex daughter in law with his granddaughter, about whose existence he had not known.

Besides the clichéd screenplay are numerous Redford close-ups to show his effective but limited actorly responses such as frustration and skepticism, and Utah-weathered face hidden behind his stubble. Speaking of “behind,” J-Lo tries to act like an actress, but she still is best at eliciting our smirks as she jokes with her daughter about pronouncing “butt” for “Butte,” Montana.

The bear as metaphor for violence and forgiveness competes for figurative heavy-handedness honors with the old pickup truck standing for the creaky Einer.

I was not in pain when I saw this beautifully photographed horse soap opera because Redford and Freeman demand attention even when they’re just jawing and fighting about nothing.

They are not ordinary people, and that reminds me of a fine Redford film . . . .

John ("The Constant Gardener" - Continues)
In The Constant Gardener, Kenya is a problematic place for a romantic government official or a devoted gardener for that matter. Both of those are in the character of Ralph Fiennes’ Justin (a just man), who marries Rachel Weisz’s Tessa, an activist inviting the wrath of global businesses determined to profit from vulnerable natives.

This is a thriller that engages on several levels: There are no easy answers when wickedly smart corporations are both helping the third world with needed drugs and endangering when they test and manipulate results to gain government approval (Vioxx anyone?).

The hand-held camera and close-ups are too many and too distorting, albeit they achieve the effect of claustrophobic chaos (at the expense of revealing character).

Conrad in H of D summed up the contentious world of colonialism and humanism and the dark talk of companies that save and savage: It was “ the talk of sordid buccaneers; it was reckless without hardihood, greedy without audacity, and cruel without courage; there was not an atom of foresight or of serious intention in the whole batch of them, and they did not seem aware these things are wanted in the work of the world.” Halliburton comes to mind.

But enough of corrupt corporations, almost dead cowboys, and demons because it’s grading time!!

"The Exorcism of Emily Rose " earns an A because it makes AGNOSTICS look rational . . .



"An Unfinished Life" earns a “C” because COWBOYS are CLICHED CINEMA …



"The Constant Gardener" earns a “B” because BAD diplomacy is BLATANT today . . .

I wonder if the devil in me will ever be exorcised . . . unless I find a Jesuit who would believe that a randy altar boy is ready to follow the rules into the next life .

I'm outta here, and goodnight, Clay Lowe, wherever you are.

HIT MUSIC

Richelle:
The Award Winning "It's Movie Time" with John DeSando and Clay Lowe is written and produced by John DeSando and Clay Lowe in conjunction with 90.5 FM, WCBE in Columbus an 106.7 FM in Newark.

MUSIC UP AND OUT

© 2005 John DeSando and Clay Lowe