WCBE 90.5 FM: "Hollywoodland," "Leonard Cohen: I'm Your Man"

WCBE #283-Final
It's Movie Time: “Hollywoodland,” “Leonard Cohen: I’m You Man”
Co-hosts, writers & producers: John DeSando & Clay Lowe
Air Time: 3:01 pm and 8:01 pm, September 8, 2006
Streaming live on the web at http://www.wcbe.org .

John

“Hollywoodland” is a film about broken dreams . . .

Clay

“Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man” features the music of a beautiful loser . . .

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John

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Clay

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John (“Hollywoodland” 131 words)

Hollywoodland: The title may be a reference to Disneyland, itself a Hollywood spin-off full of dreams shallow and disappointing while offering only immediate gratification.

Clay (laughs)

Sounds promising.

John

The same can be said of the film Hollywoodland, a noir in the tradition of Chinatown with a detective, played by Adrien Brody, out of his league as he snoops around the real-life “suicide” of the ambitious George Reeves, who played Superman in the popular ‘50’s TV series.

There even might be homage to Citizen Kane with Kane’s reporter trying to find out the meaning of Rosebud and Reeves’ manager looking like Kane’s manager Bernstein. But be assured, Hollywoodland is in no where near the greatness of these classics.

Hollywoodland is a B movie with an ambition like its characters—doomed to be devoured by Hollywood.

Clay (“Hollywoodland” 129 words)

Folks, Allen Colter has directed some of TV’s hottest shows (from The Sopranos to Sex & the City), but directing a feature film calls for some skills that Colter has not yet perfected. Case in point, Hollywoodland, which is his very first feature film.

Though his producers pulled together an excellent cast, he wasn’t able to guide them into an ensemble performance. Adrien Brody’s private eye doesn’t blend in with the rest of the cast because he thinks he’s Nicholson in Chinatown.

Ben Affleck as George Reeves is so low key that when he finally does lose it, he ridiculously goes over the top. And, it’s the same for the ladies, their performances are fine, but they too seem to be in different films.

You’re right, John, a classic film Hollywoodland is not.

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John (“Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man” 129 words)

Here’s a doc about a CLASSIC guy.

I once succeeded with an attractive older woman because we shared poetry lovers’ delight in Leonard Cohen’s Suzanne.

Clay

Maybe that's because you drank her tea and ate her oranges.

John (Ignores)

Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man is an entertaining tribute documentary from a concert in January 2005 at the Sydney Opera House. Although Nick Cave and the Wainrights among others could hold their own in concert, when they successfully cover Cohen’s songs here, there’s a slight disappointment that
the basso gravel voice himself is not singing.

When Cohen finally sang Tower of Song, I knew why he was being feted, and why he sings his compositions better than anyone else.

His smirk is not smug either: It mirrors a translucent soul loving
humanity in all its weaknesses, as he loves himself in all his. Deservedly.

Clay (“Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man” 130 words)

A translucent soul indeed, John, few singer-songwriters are more soulful than this 72 year-old troubadour from Montreal.

And, like his voice of the poet in his “Bird On a Wire,” few
singer-songwriters have so longed for freedom. You know: freedom from guilt. Freedom from betrayal. Freedom from Being. If you want to intellectually understand Cohen trying reading Nicolai Berdyaev’s The Destiny of Man.

John

Yes, Sir, Rev. Dr. Professor.

Clay

But, if you just want to emotionally understand him, slide on down in your theatre seats and listen carefully to the music in “Leonard Cohen: I’m the Man.” You might even find yourself fascinated, as was I, at how his presence seems to fill the musicians as they sing his words and play his songs.

Not a perfect film, but when Cohen’s on screen the experience is
transcendent.

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Clay

But enough of lamenting Supermen, Russian theologians, and wailing Canadian poets, John, because it’s grading time.

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John

Holy Tobermory, Hooray!

“Hollywoodland” earns a “C” because a CAREER can go south faster than a speeding bullet . . .

Clay

“Hollywoodland” gets a failing grade because both ‘Hollywood’ and ‘land’ end in a “D”. . . .

John

“Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man” earns a “B” because his songs BEG to be sung BY this man . . .

Clay

“Leonard Cohen: I’m Your Man” gets a “B” because you’re right, John, no one does it BETTER than Cohen . . .

John

Clay, Son Erik and buddy Kato Katlin in Hollywood don’t seem to be anywhere near George Reeves’ depression.

Do you suppose it’s because they don’t fly or because they nurture young female companionships?

I’m outta here.

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Clay

Got me, John., Hollywood’s your Nirvana; mine’s at the Chelsea Hotel . . .

I’m outta here too.

See you at the movies, folks.

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